Always behind the times, mostly sleepy and with headphones ready this is my place to share things that I'm a bit (too) enthusiastic about and complain about everything else. So grab a cup of tea, put your bed socks on and follow me as I stumble awkwardly down the dark hallway of life trying to find the light switch of experience.
Man, why can’t I be a miniboss in real life? Real life blows for the reason that I cannot shoot laser flames out of my cock. Or at least if I can it requires penicillin shots and an awkward sit down with a nurse.